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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her, points at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you - she is your wife.
That's competition eating into your market share.

 

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